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Miss Alabama killing me like girl that bathing suit was just not good please love yourself

sweet-randall:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got a high ACT score

sweet-randall:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got a high ACT score

inkdlarry replied to your post: inkdlarry replied to your post: Somet…

They wrote with them a couple of times Alex helped with disconnected and a bunch of others. Jack is Michael if he was 27. They call 5sos their “little bros” it’s quite cute

I’m gonna remain a fake heaux longer because of this bless you

inkdlarry replied to your post: Sometimes I’m really stupid and nod al…

Alex is the lead singer Jack is the guitarist Zack plays bass Rian plays drums Your favorite song is dear Maria because it’s a classic. That’s all you need.

You’re saving my ass here what’s their connection to 5sos like what’s between them she talks about that a lot and I can only change the conversation to Michael’s hair so much before they start to catch on.

Sometimes I’m really stupid and nod along to things people say, like agreeing that All Time Low is really amazing even though I’ve never listened to one of their songs in my entire life, and then they go on like we share this amazing connection over the thing I nodded about and it’s too late to back out and they’ll know I’m a fake heaux and this is a serious problem that I need to fix.

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

ACT results in 8 days

Important first meeting with my future psychology professor in 13 days

Steal My Girl comes out in 15 days

One Direction and 5SOS live in concert in 17 days

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an amateur

maurypovichofficial:

American Horror Story: 1D announces a 1 year break 

closertozayn:

I’m gonna do this for the squad.

closertozayn:

I’m gonna do this for the squad.

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